I hate this.  I’ve been charting for over 7 years.  Ok, so I took a break after our youngest was born, but still…  I wake up at the same time every day.  I faithfully take my temp the second I wake up.  I come out, chart it and then I go check out what’s going on up my hoo-hoo.  I know I’m not a good sleeper.  I’m an insomniac and I’ve made peace with that.  I’m at the point where I’m going to gobble some pills just so I can get a real night’s sleep and an accurate temp!  I know that’s not healthy but neither is not sleeping…  Which is worse?

My chart is a lying dog.

I am not any days past ovulation. Liar of a chart! You beastly thing!

You would think that I could identify any sort of ovulation by looking at my chart.  I just can’t though!  The 4 days that my chart picked up on as my O date are based on adjusted temps.  I don’t trust those temps because my mid-day temps aren’t actually that different from my very-first-thing-I-do-in-the-morning temps.  My CM is drying up.  My CP is firming up again and closing…  Some might say my temp today is implantation, but it’s soooo not.  I slept like crap last night and I never got into a good sleep.  I woke up when The Hubs went to work (2 hours after I finally fell asleep) and didn’t go back to sleep for another hour.  Then I slept maybe 45 minutes…  You need at least 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep to get an accurate temp.  I don’t know what the crap is going on here.  I’m tired of it though.  I’m about to call this cycle over and just start over when AF shows up.